Zaka
- You tweet while watching the game as if an expert in the commentator’s box.
- You question almost every ref decision especially that goes against your side.
- You suggest teams and strategies to your manager before games.
- You rant and rave about underperforming players. And point out who should be sold or bought in the summer.
- Upon losing, you always come up with some sort of excuse to defend your club.
- You always find time to take the piss out of your opponents' supporters.
- You take your kit on holidays on the off chance of a game.
- Jerseys be found in your closet and your room walls are covered with your favorite players’ pictures.
- You use football terminologies in real life and ordinary folks think you are nuts.
- In the off-season, you feel as if something is missing from your life.
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